A click away to break boredom at work
Every one has had dreary days at work as it becomes a long-term routine. It feels as if your doctor connects your heart to the cardiogram, the graph will appear flat. Fret not, instead of continually spamming your own Facebook wall and Twitter feed with complaints, perhaps you can opt for a funnier option: online jokes! Besides taking less effort than sculpting a frown on your face, online jokes could be a fun company in small breaks throughout the day.
I’ve compiled a few of my favourite occupational jokes here for you to enjoy, hope they bring a smile to your face and stop you from flooding numerous news feeds and timelines!’
Lady: Is this my train??
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.?
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask I can take this train to London.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a?commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table?and shouted, ‘Order, order.’ The drunkard immediately responded,’Thank you, your honour, I’ll have a scotch and soda.’
An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.’My trouble is,’ he said, ‘that I keep forgetting things.’ ‘How long has this been going on?’ asked the psychiatrist.’How long has what been going on?’ said the man.
1st thief: Oh! The police are here! Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor?
1st thief: Hurry! This is no time for superstitions.
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? ?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.?
Applicant: I’m the one you want. In my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible?
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. ‘I have good news and bad news,’ the owner replied.
‘The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.’
‘That’s wonderful,” the artist exclaimed.
‘What’s the bad news?’
‘The guy was your doctor…’
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