10 things you should know about men
 Most men think women are mysterious beings, subject to mood swings and speaking in codes... you know, when “No,” really means “Yes,” and vice versa? Well, thankfully, men are a lot less complicated. It’s not too difficult to comprehend them, if you know how their minds work, and if you can accept their faults with a pinch of salt.
Here are quirky words of wisdom to make you ladies smile:
1. Don't think for one second that you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
5. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.
6. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
8. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
9. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.
10. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his.
Well ladies, that’s all there is to it. What can I say about men; we can’t live with them, and can’t live without them! Don’t forget to share the wisdom with all your sisters and girlfriends!.
* Aggy Chan is international agony aunt to family and friends.
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